flip-flops vs. slippers vs. clackers

So, lately I've received a lot of flack about the word "flip-flops." Apparently everyone who thinks they have any naming rights to the aforementioned footwear calls them "slippers." Now, now, don't get all up in a huff my fellow 'mericans. I decided to do some thorough internet research to settle this debate once and for all.

A google image search of the word "slippers" yielded 83% actual slippers, and 17% australian/hawaiian "slippers" aka "flip-flops." It also yielded this...

Meanwhile, a google image search for "flip-flops" yeilded 95% actual flip-flops and one unpostable picture of a foot rash.

However the reason I am posting this is that today, while walking, I realized maybe those Ausies were right. My flip-flops didn't seem to be audibly "flip-flopping." Indeed there was some "flip-flop" action but, you know, I always thought it was named after the sound. And, the noise they were making was more of a "clack" or a "thwack". The sound had a negative air suck quality to it that "flip-flop" doesn't quite cover. Clearly "slippers" would be a poor substitute. Being the diplomat that I am, I propose another resolution to this debate. Perhaps we can call them "clackers" or "thwackers" or some alternate name that onomatopoeia-izes (sorry OED) this versatile footwear. Suggestions?

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This just in...the cutest lil' one has been found.


If that didn't make you smile you might want to go get your cabezon checked. Indonesia was awesome. Surfing, snorkeling, eating, and slapping high fives were all "bagus" (good). I'm sure you will hear plenty about it, so that's the Indo post, short and sweet.